Published on: 6/19/2014IST

Anuj Tiwari Last updated on: 6/19/2014, Permalink

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After idlis, vegetables, drinking water and salt, Amma is reportedly on the lookout for other products she could Amma-genize. After brainstorming with her advisers, the AIADMK supremo has come up with the following list of products/services that might soon dot the streets of Chennai.

Ammadent toothpaste:?

Now teeth-care is affordable! Amma will follow the launch of this product with a law that will make brushing teeth compulsory.

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Washing powder Amma:

Now every Chennai-ite can get “Doodh si safedi” with washing powder Amma.

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Air Amma:

Amma is all set to shake up the aviation sector.

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Amma Balm:

Corrupt DMK leaders giving you a splitting headache? Relief’s here.

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Amma All Clear shampoo:

By the time Tamil Nadu goes to polls, every Chennai-ite will sport silky smooth hair.

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AmmaMix ayurvedic soap:

Don’t forget to wash your hands with AmmaMix ayurvedic soap.

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AmmaMail:

Amma’s mail promises even more storage space!

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Ammazon:

Amma will soon storm the e-commerce space as well and give Flipkart a run for its money.

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Ammabook:

Register to Amma’s social networking service. Amma has done away with the “Like” button and instead introduced the “Prostrate” button.

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AmmaRCTC:

Amma’s own train ticket booking service complete with a customized “Service unavailable” page.

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Ammato:

Want to find your way to the nearest Amma’s unavagam to feast on delicious 1 rupee idlis? Log on to Ammato!

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AmmaPhone:

Step aside iPhone. Say hi to AmmaPhone.

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Amma Johns Pizza:

If you are sick of eating Amma’s 1 rupee idlis, you could try Amma’s pizzas for a change…

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AmmaBucks Coffee:

…and wash it down with Ammabucks premium (but cheap) coffee.

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McAmma’s:

Looking for just a quick bite? Walk into the nearest McAmma’s and grab a McAmma burger!

(Images courtesy indiatoday.com)